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I would like to inform you all that from now on my official elf name is Melody so u can all call me that please.

Im druuuuuuuuunk tgether wth jhama n ezraaa wohoooo

 Im, loven it sooo fckid much u guyz shoud b e heeereeeeeee

 Lten to tis sgno alsooo:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUHeqxUKQZg&feature=related

Perfekt fr pyaaaaartey / Bhahuubhem

Okay so I, Satan, am here in elfville now. I came here yesterday morning, I took the night train for the first time in my life and it was nnnnnnnice! :) Then we took the bus to my destination Ylläs from Kolari train station and then we got the keys to our apartments. The apartments are quite the same as in lovely Sidegarden, 4 people living in 2 bedrooms and one living room. Of course we don't have a swimming pool BUT we have our very own little saunas <3 Yes and today was the first day of introduction, about 6,5 hours of sitting on our asses listening to bullsh*t. Ehe Ehe. Or not all of it was bullshit but some of it anyway, it was like so obvious the stuff they told us like for example you have to come to work on time and let the management know if you're sick and blaa blaa blaa.. I felt like being on 7th grade and getting prepped for going to like 1 week work training. Usch vad äckligt. And mmmm what else. Yes they told us about 100 times that we are NOT allowed to work under the influence (of dear mr alcohol), that if we go to work and seem drunk they can make us blow to an alcometer and if we blow even 0,01 promille we get fired. Immediately. Jassoo. And also if we blow 0,0 but we smell like alcohol we are not allowed to work.. So my dear dream providers this would not be a suitable place for our drinking team. Especially not you mr Jens :D And mmmm some of my colleagues seem a little nerd-ISH, and some are like these ERÄJORMA, like some sort of mr/mrs wilderness who lives and breathes through nature... Yes but anyway the safari-part of the job seems nice and interesting, driving snowmobiles and going to reindeer and huskydorg excursions. But the elf part....maybe not quite my area of expertise. We have to be like happyhappyjoyjoy all the time AND PAY SPECIAL ATTENTION TO THE STUPID KIDS AARRRRGHHHHH Okay maybe enough of this novel now. I will get back to you when I have something new to tell.. PS. Jejjjj tomorrow I get to sleep long while others go to first aid training PPS. Maybe next time I will get a job where they treat the employers like adults, not children/idiots/teenagers

Yeah, WAZZAP?!


I can't sleeeeeep coz I totally turned the days up n down..anyway it will be paaaaadynpaaadynpaaady on SATURDAY im waiting soo baad and Schöööreeeekniiiiiv is also comin then mihuwihunihuuu :D

Oh even the calender says W - T - F could it be saturday now?!

Well peace ya'll I give ya'll some gangsta luuuv direct from the hooods in the woooods 
Kissessss
/ Babbe

On saturday Im going to stockholm to meet my sister, the babbe and my pregnant friend and then sooner or later to Malmö for the working! But today it is npadynpadynpadynpapanpady!!! And that issss goood! But first I wil have a lunchdate with my bff:s also called my grandmothers :D See ya somewhere in Sweden!

Ja, endelig fikk æ  fatt i mailadressen og lösenordet til den her bloggen (I always forget).. Anyway, My current location is Tromsø, north of Norway. Its cold here, but i have my uggs and fur! haha:) Tomorrow im starting to work at Dolly Dimples (a pizzaplace at a mall),to earn money! I just came home from Oslo yesterday - been there 5 days- mainly to go visit my friends and to go to an interview with Norwegian (airline). So.. anyway, Elina gave good references for me,and now Im in! Trainee for Norwegian seems to be the next path for me! So i have to move to Oslo now.. hm,mixed feelings about that. but a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do)

How are all of you? Dreaming back to Side Garden<3

Hope you are all gooooooood! Muss muss from Norway! Lisa

I've been sober for 4 days!

Today I have been hanging wth my grandmothers and talking shit and went to see my ant in Tornio she had lapptäckeutställning there :) I felt really home with all the old ladies. In the middle of it all was me and camilla, we drank Glögg and ate some savuporo sanwiches witch were really good I must tell you :D They thouht it was so nice to see some young faces there also and hoped that we got some inspiration! Soooo.. now I´m at home making lapptäcken very interesting actually! Is this how it´s supposed to go? I´m not sure but tomorrow I´m going with car for two hours to make a payment in Luleå because you can´t do it trough a normal bank... So it will be para yok and U.S.A. yok or then it will be tamam. Damn I don´t know. Well I guess this is the way it´s supposed to be? Ähhhh I will see tomorrow now I have to convince my mum that I can borrow her car tomorrow because I will not make it all the way to Luleå alive with my own! Yee yee vet inte, bryr mig inte, vad sägs om det? ? ? ? ? ? Uppdate, I have been a detective now and the whole thing is fake so I´m not going to Texas anymore and now I said no to the Malmö job so I have to find some other job fuck fuck fuck God night

Eoooooooo singing eoooooooooo, yes here things are going forward tomorrow I will meet mr doctor I hope he is kind to me and fixes my papers and THEEEEN and theeeeeeeeeeen I´m out of here soon OUuu ouuu :D

I like your pasta

We where at mcdonalds around 4 the other night. I the middle of al the drunk and fucked up people who pulled down burgers and french fries we found a asian guy sitting and doing some homework.

Still in swedens capital city! a small hangover today but nothing compered to yesterday!

Halloo my dear friends!! Whazaaap?

Helsinki is .. cloudy and could, but after the weirdo feeling in the beginning (which i healed with alcohol and jogging) it's starting to be awesome.

Started The Weekend yesterday with 3 liters of sangria, good company and chill... or we tried to be chill but the sangria.. u know. Today it's gonna be hanging out on Salla's aka my friend's workplace @ O.N.L.Y. with a little bit of bubbly wine and cake, and then were just gonna drink our selves blind and run after men. Saturday is all about Disco Ensemble so fucked up crazy party and sunday it's the official hangover party.

I'm telling you this 'cause I know that you guys of all people can share my feeling about this weekend :DDD miss our paady 'n' paady,

xoxo

Oh-nah

Sooo here I am back in norrtan..I went to my parents place for one day to surprise them and they were (surprised) woho.. but it was because i'll be a lil' busy upcoming days so will not be able to visit them for a while.

shit guiding in the archipelago nsomepardyyy ofcourse!

well that was it..I think

ohyeah mom made the best lasagne mmmm loved it!

hadi poss poss! / Babbe

hahaa im learning to use mobile internet with my mums new phone its FUNNY HA HA especially cause i sort of suck! right now im finally on my way homehome after some adjusting, shopping, eating, drinking and chilling in hki the weather is the worst ever, especially NOT designed for driving 300 km: its raining wet snow like hell and the temperature is around 0, so u dont know if the surface of the road is wet or on ice mum is swearing like hell on the wheel because she didnt let me drive i hope i get home alive otherwise see u all in hell! Pusi pusi ida

Hello!

Tjaa Tjaaa bloggen!

Im ok
Are u ok?
Its nice to be ok
When everybody is ok
So lets feel ok
And keep it ok
You got it ok
Thats ok
Im ok

Peace out tssss

/ Ok Babbe 

I don´t think so, but why why why does the doctor ask me what should be in my healt certificate? HOW the HELL can I know?! Isn´t that his job to know? ÅHHH this town, what can I say? I think to many people has been going käpprätt åt helvete with their sparcyklar in the forest! Probably been hitting to many trees in there also! Today N called from M also and said I should come there but no Im still going to T! And on saturday I will work in the little bluebox again, long time no see!!!


/deepfrozen and little bit mad shörekniv, but, ähh det löser sig!  

I was waiting today for the fucking bus fuck in ONE fucking hour!!!!
HOW could it be soooo fucking late when its fucking supposed to go every fifteen fucking minutes!!!!

Fuck fuck fuck I was freeeeezin like a freeezer!

So fuck it!

Frozen kisses
/ fucked up Babbe

singing in the sunrise for no reason! Miss you all a lot here Im sitting in happytown now wierd feeling I must say talked about having the breakfast on the balkoney with my sister... but no thanx It´s coverd with snoooow! I thought of putting out a picture but there is no battery but I will give you one later :) Ok now I will go and try if I still now how to sitt on a horse! miss you all /shöre

WHO PEED ON HIM/HER SELF???? :DDD I like pee and poo stories so bring it on!!

OMG the way back to Finland was suffer, hangover almost killed me in the transfer bus (which btw was a private minibus 'cause we were thrown out of the Nazar bus haha nice), then came The Hunger while waiting in Check-In, and then, after I got my head cleared out of those two, I started to miss everybody and feeling sad. Then finally I got home.

And now I feel like an ostridge :DD should probably find a better defence mechanism than laying down on the road and get hit by a car....:'DD 

Miss all of you, we were GREAT.
But anyways, LONDON??? jens, huma?? we're still doing it right!!

xoxo
Dribbel

ps. How were the last days in Turkey, wha' ya been doin'?

Party started - very well!

Party ended - I peed on myself!


/

You are soooo mooore than WELCOME Ida, and thank you too for being you!

It feels good to know that im your 1st real babbe friend, oh LORD what an honor :)

Well soooon my dear folks its some party just around the corner waitin for me mmmm! :D

npady? HELLYEAH*

I give for you all love, kiss and huUug without any buUug when im drinkin beer filled in a juUug !


/ Babbe trying to be thankful, funny and poetic in a party-mode!

Is HERE! I meen seriously, how can I say this... but the season is finished! There were two people, they went to work, the lobby was empty, the restaurant was empty, the water in the pool was still, bearley no people around the pool and an empty miniclub. Tomorrow I will also say hadi bye bye!

okey, last evening in turkey is sort of wrapped up for me now and there is something i really feel like writing (or saying);

Emma, thank you for being the first friend I had after I came here

Sanna, thank you for being the one who really took me in and the one I could always confide to (also thank you for being the 40-year old idiot hahahahaaa)

Lisa, thank you for being the different one who I certainly found the same level with

Huma, thank you for being my retarded friend, and also my 1st real babbe friend!

Jens, thank you for being my drinking and bullying buddy and also thank you for giving me some new perspective in everything

Oona, thank you for being my one Finnish friend in the middle of the oh-so-Swedish World

Thank you all for sticking up with my satanic being hahahaha, LOVE U ALL <3

I will see you all in hell at least if not before that

Kisses
Ida

How niiiice to know about the mysterious puker and wow he also got one comment :D

Im having a tamam time in sweden just too much study while someone else will go to TEXAS after coming home from TURKEY I mean how nice can life be?!

Can someone take me away from these studies its really poisoning for my head.. the only thing keepin me alive is sigara and alcohol..no Im ok really Im ok!!


By the way..have a nice journey home u all who are going home now!

Big love / Babbe

I haven´t really been writing here so now -I think it´s time. Work is YOK only thing I have been doing is playing klockan. And Huma your babbe I hope you have a nice life in Sweden, damn GIRL! Well, soon back to happytown and the moonshine but I will leave it for Texaskillers soon again! MOHAHAHAAAAA :D Peace out!

Today is friday! Jens

last day in pw starting and it feels weird! yesterday we had a really nice last supper in aphrodite it was especially really nice because we didn't have to pay for it ourselves :) tomorrow me and oonushka fly home..if i can get my baggage fixed somehow

I wonder who is puking all the time and always forget to write its name..

Well Get Well...Soon :))

Today I've puked alot so it's nice that we are getting some free food soon :D

can't find my sigara packet :((

hahahaha JENS I wish so hard that I could see your guys appartment!!

Well im sitting in the classroom right now and trying to get some shit inside my head about guiding archipelago of estockholmo.. this is so much fun! I love it! yes *NOT* 

By the way the party n party n party is on maybe today, maybe tomorrow, maybe day after tomorrow or MAYBE all the days starting with today ;) thats what I would like to call AWSOME DUDE!


Kiss kiss hug hug

 / Babbe

Okey.

Feels like it was ages ago I came back from turkey BUT it wasn't...

The thing is that I wanna party n party n party but it does a big fucking matter that its tuesday
so I want friday now now nowwwww. PLEASE....

..or im gonna die..like I almost did when my sigara packet was empty ohhh what to do with my life


Miss u all !!!

laughing so hard at jens' comments on schöre and dribbel hahahahah :DDD also to sanna one could add that she can't watch anything (movies, tv series etc) without falling asleep.. uuna has been sorting out our appartment today, how nice! :) she has been throwing stupid stuff to the trash and washing sheets, towels etc and also been making a list of stuff we need to have from pw! wonder when they will come to check our appartment?? -ida

Just checked our apartment's inventory list with tomi. everything is Tamam!