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Okay so I, Satan, am here in elfville now. I came here yesterday morning, I took the night train for the first time in my life and it was nnnnnnnice! :) Then we took the bus to my destination Ylläs from Kolari train station and then we got the keys to our apartments. The apartments are quite the same as in lovely Sidegarden, 4 people living in 2 bedrooms and one living room. Of course we don't have a swimming pool BUT we have our very own little saunas <3 Yes and today was the first day of introduction, about 6,5 hours of sitting on our asses listening to bullsh*t. Ehe Ehe. Or not all of it was bullshit but some of it anyway, it was like so obvious the stuff they told us like for example you have to come to work on time and let the management know if you're sick and blaa blaa blaa.. I felt like being on 7th grade and getting prepped for going to like 1 week work training. Usch vad äckligt. And mmmm what else. Yes they told us about 100 times that we are NOT allowed to work under the influence (of dear mr alcohol), that if we go to work and seem drunk they can make us blow to an alcometer and if we blow even 0,01 promille we get fired. Immediately. Jassoo. And also if we blow 0,0 but we smell like alcohol we are not allowed to work.. So my dear dream providers this would not be a suitable place for our drinking team. Especially not you mr Jens :D And mmmm some of my colleagues seem a little nerd-ISH, and some are like these ERÄJORMA, like some sort of mr/mrs wilderness who lives and breathes through nature... Yes but anyway the safari-part of the job seems nice and interesting, driving snowmobiles and going to reindeer and huskydorg excursions. But the elf part....maybe not quite my area of expertise. We have to be like happyhappyjoyjoy all the time AND PAY SPECIAL ATTENTION TO THE STUPID KIDS AARRRRGHHHHH Okay maybe enough of this novel now. I will get back to you when I have something new to tell.. PS. Jejjjj tomorrow I get to sleep long while others go to first aid training PPS. Maybe next time I will get a job where they treat the employers like adults, not children/idiots/teenagers