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I found everybodys favorit shadow in Helsingborg i few days ago!

I would like to inform you all that from now on my official elf name is Melody so u can all call me that please.

Im druuuuuuuuunk tgether wth jhama n ezraaa wohoooo

 Im, loven it sooo fckid much u guyz shoud b e heeereeeeeee

 Lten to tis sgno alsooo:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUHeqxUKQZg&feature=related

Perfekt fr pyaaaaartey / Bhahuubhem

Okay so I, Satan, am here in elfville now. I came here yesterday morning, I took the night train for the first time in my life and it was nnnnnnnice! :) Then we took the bus to my destination Ylläs from Kolari train station and then we got the keys to our apartments. The apartments are quite the same as in lovely Sidegarden, 4 people living in 2 bedrooms and one living room. Of course we don't have a swimming pool BUT we have our very own little saunas <3 Yes and today was the first day of introduction, about 6,5 hours of sitting on our asses listening to bullsh*t. Ehe Ehe. Or not all of it was bullshit but some of it anyway, it was like so obvious the stuff they told us like for example you have to come to work on time and let the management know if you're sick and blaa blaa blaa.. I felt like being on 7th grade and getting prepped for going to like 1 week work training. Usch vad äckligt. And mmmm what else. Yes they told us about 100 times that we are NOT allowed to work under the influence (of dear mr alcohol), that if we go to work and seem drunk they can make us blow to an alcometer and if we blow even 0,01 promille we get fired. Immediately. Jassoo. And also if we blow 0,0 but we smell like alcohol we are not allowed to work.. So my dear dream providers this would not be a suitable place for our drinking team. Especially not you mr Jens :D And mmmm some of my colleagues seem a little nerd-ISH, and some are like these ERÄJORMA, like some sort of mr/mrs wilderness who lives and breathes through nature... Yes but anyway the safari-part of the job seems nice and interesting, driving snowmobiles and going to reindeer and huskydorg excursions. But the elf part....maybe not quite my area of expertise. We have to be like happyhappyjoyjoy all the time AND PAY SPECIAL ATTENTION TO THE STUPID KIDS AARRRRGHHHHH Okay maybe enough of this novel now. I will get back to you when I have something new to tell.. PS. Jejjjj tomorrow I get to sleep long while others go to first aid training PPS. Maybe next time I will get a job where they treat the employers like adults, not children/idiots/teenagers

Yeah, WAZZAP?!


I can't sleeeeeep coz I totally turned the days up n down..anyway it will be paaaaadynpaaadynpaaady on SATURDAY im waiting soo baad and Schöööreeeekniiiiiv is also comin then mihuwihunihuuu :D

Oh even the calender says W - T - F could it be saturday now?!

Well peace ya'll I give ya'll some gangsta luuuv direct from the hooods in the woooods 
Kissessss
/ Babbe

On saturday Im going to stockholm to meet my sister, the babbe and my pregnant friend and then sooner or later to Malmö for the working! But today it is npadynpadynpadynpapanpady!!! And that issss goood! But first I wil have a lunchdate with my bff:s also called my grandmothers :D See ya somewhere in Sweden!

Ja, endelig fikk æ  fatt i mailadressen og lösenordet til den her bloggen (I always forget).. Anyway, My current location is Tromsø, north of Norway. Its cold here, but i have my uggs and fur! haha:) Tomorrow im starting to work at Dolly Dimples (a pizzaplace at a mall),to earn money! I just came home from Oslo yesterday - been there 5 days- mainly to go visit my friends and to go to an interview with Norwegian (airline). So.. anyway, Elina gave good references for me,and now Im in! Trainee for Norwegian seems to be the next path for me! So i have to move to Oslo now.. hm,mixed feelings about that. but a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do)

How are all of you? Dreaming back to Side Garden<3

Hope you are all gooooooood! Muss muss from Norway! Lisa

I've been sober for 4 days!

Today I have been hanging wth my grandmothers and talking shit and went to see my ant in Tornio she had lapptäckeutställning there :) I felt really home with all the old ladies. In the middle of it all was me and camilla, we drank Glögg and ate some savuporo sanwiches witch were really good I must tell you :D They thouht it was so nice to see some young faces there also and hoped that we got some inspiration! Soooo.. now I´m at home making lapptäcken very interesting actually! Is this how it´s supposed to go? I´m not sure but tomorrow I´m going with car for two hours to make a payment in Luleå because you can´t do it trough a normal bank... So it will be para yok and U.S.A. yok or then it will be tamam. Damn I don´t know. Well I guess this is the way it´s supposed to be? Ähhhh I will see tomorrow now I have to convince my mum that I can borrow her car tomorrow because I will not make it all the way to Luleå alive with my own! Yee yee vet inte, bryr mig inte, vad sägs om det? ? ? ? ? ? Uppdate, I have been a detective now and the whole thing is fake so I´m not going to Texas anymore and now I said no to the Malmö job so I have to find some other job fuck fuck fuck God night

Eoooooooo singing eoooooooooo, yes here things are going forward tomorrow I will meet mr doctor I hope he is kind to me and fixes my papers and THEEEEN and theeeeeeeeeeen I´m out of here soon OUuu ouuu :D

I like your pasta

We where at mcdonalds around 4 the other night. I the middle of al the drunk and fucked up people who pulled down burgers and french fries we found a asian guy sitting and doing some homework.

Still in swedens capital city! a small hangover today but nothing compered to yesterday!

Halloo my dear friends!! Whazaaap?

Helsinki is .. cloudy and could, but after the weirdo feeling in the beginning (which i healed with alcohol and jogging) it's starting to be awesome.

Started The Weekend yesterday with 3 liters of sangria, good company and chill... or we tried to be chill but the sangria.. u know. Today it's gonna be hanging out on Salla's aka my friend's workplace @ O.N.L.Y. with a little bit of bubbly wine and cake, and then were just gonna drink our selves blind and run after men. Saturday is all about Disco Ensemble so fucked up crazy party and sunday it's the official hangover party.

I'm telling you this 'cause I know that you guys of all people can share my feeling about this weekend :DDD miss our paady 'n' paady,

xoxo

Oh-nah

Sooo here I am back in norrtan..I went to my parents place for one day to surprise them and they were (surprised) woho.. but it was because i'll be a lil' busy upcoming days so will not be able to visit them for a while.

shit guiding in the archipelago nsomepardyyy ofcourse!

well that was it..I think

ohyeah mom made the best lasagne mmmm loved it!

hadi poss poss! / Babbe

hahaa im learning to use mobile internet with my mums new phone its FUNNY HA HA especially cause i sort of suck! right now im finally on my way homehome after some adjusting, shopping, eating, drinking and chilling in hki the weather is the worst ever, especially NOT designed for driving 300 km: its raining wet snow like hell and the temperature is around 0, so u dont know if the surface of the road is wet or on ice mum is swearing like hell on the wheel because she didnt let me drive i hope i get home alive otherwise see u all in hell! Pusi pusi ida

Hello!